A Dilemma.

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Jones (a big, burly Man). "Here! Hi! That big brute of yours will kill my dog! Call him off!"
Brown (who always stammers when at all excited). "He won't b-b-bite him, Sir! He'll only sq-q-q-queeze him a little!"
Jones. "Call him off, I say! Catch hold of his tail and pull him off!"
Brown. "If I cathc-catch hold of his tail, he'll leave off sq-q-q-u-u-ueezing your dog, and b-b-b-b…